Blame it on the bar. When DeGidio’s pulled the taps, the shakes set in. The result:

fewest games since ‘86. Fewest wins since ‘85. Worst record since ‘82. The men’s team suffers the most, drowning in ten run losses at W. Minnehaha. It is the worst performance in team history (1-10). The co-rec team, bouyed by an outpouring of women, fares better but still struggles (6-6; 2-2). The Wick? DeGidio’s. Worrisome fact: the team is still homeless. Hopeful sign: The Farts series resumes with a rich rookie crop leading the Pups to victory. Banquet lure: The Princess Kay Butterhead.